Columbus was
SINGLE
Let's see repeated to me:
SOOOL - TEEE - ROOOOO!
Columbus could discover America only because it was single!
If Christopher Columbus had had a wife, would have had to hear:
- Why you have to go yourself?
- Why not send someone else?
- Everything you see round! Are you crazy or you're an idiot?
- not even my family know and you will discover the new world!
- And only men are traveling? Q Do you think I am asshole?
- Why I can not go myself if you're the boss?
- unfortunately, no longer know what to invent to be away from home!
- If you cross that door I'm going with my mom! Shameless!
- Who is this that Mary? What Colour? And the bitch is Holy!
- And you say it's a girl? ... Andate the mierrrrdaaa!
- Everything you had planned, damn! You will meet some Indian sluts .... táquetepáaaaaarió!!
- do you deceive me?
- What the Queen will sell her jewelry so that you travel? Do you believe me boluda or what? What you got with that old bitch, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh ??????
- not going anywhere!
- Not going to happen if the world is flat. So do not dress that you will not!
Definitely: He was single ...
