Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Monologue For Alice In Wonderland

If colon had been in couples?

Columbus was

SINGLE























Let's see repeated to me:
SOOOL - TEEE - ROOOOO!

Columbus could discover America only because it was single!
If Christopher Columbus had had a wife, would have had to hear:

- Why you have to go yourself?

- Why not send someone else?

- Everything you see round! Are you crazy or you're an idiot?

- not even my family know and you will discover the new world!

- And only men are traveling? Q Do you think I am asshole?

- Why I can not go myself if you're the boss?

- unfortunately, no longer know what to invent to be away from home!

- If you cross that door I'm going with my mom! Shameless!

- Who is this that Mary? What Colour? And the bitch is Holy!

- And you say it's a girl? ... Andate the mierrrrdaaa!

- Everything you had planned, damn! You will meet some Indian sluts .... táquetepáaaaaarió!!

- do you deceive me?

- What the Queen will sell her jewelry so that you travel? Do you believe me boluda or what? What you got with that old bitch, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh ??????

- not going anywhere!

- Not going to happen if the world is flat. So do not dress that you will not!

Definitely: He was single ...

Friday, June 25, 2010

Is It Safe For Diabetics To Fly